The Happiest Trash On Earth

The Happiest Trash On Earth:
My Disney College Program Experience
and the Adventures of Me, Carson Wright, a Custodial Cast Member

TABLE OF CONTENTS


Foreword: The Purpose

What is Disneyland?
- The Disney College Program -
- What is Disneyland? -
- Why I Want to Do the Disney College Program -
- Regarding Disney Cast Members -

Applying
- The Application Process -
- Application: Round One -
- Application: Round Two -

Preparing to Go
- "That is L.A. you know..." -

My First Week
- Check-in Day has Come -
- My Apartment (Special Photo Entry) -

- Coffee Drinkers -

Spring Has Come, and the Ducklings Have Hatched

- The Ducklings have Hatched -

- Duckling Adventure #1 -

-Duckling Adventure #2 -

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